Sunday, April 25, 2010

PEOPLE MINI! FIRST ISSUE

Hi! Welcome to People Mini! This is just a onetime thing, but I hope that you will take the time to enjoy our articles!

Baggy Jeans Taking Hollywood by Storm

People were surprised when Victoria Beckham sported loose baggy jeans in Disney World with her family. This new fashion trend began back in the early 1990’s by hip-hop artist but is becoming a common criminal trend. This started when inmates were given loose clothes without belts due in order to stop murder or using it as a weapon. Many people these days have followed the trend which may cause an outrage among many people. Although many boys have been doing this girls are beginning to join the continuing fashion trend. Women celebrities such as Victoria Beckham, Katie Holmes, Kaylie, and Sienna Miller have been spotted wearing saggy jeans.

In some towns, wearing saggy jeans have become a criminal offense. In the town of Blairsville, Mayor John Smith proposed a law restricting the wearing of saggy jeans. This caused an outrage amongst the people because some people think wearing saggy jeans is manly or masculine. One of the juniors in Blairsville High School commented “I feel that we are having our rights taken away.” However, John responded by saying “this dress code is profane and disturbing to random pedestrians.” Being caught with saggy jeans can cause a fine of up to four hundred dollars. Yes, very fun indeed. John said that it was only necessary in order to stop this trend of criminals.


Although this trend has been going on for a while for men, women are beginning to join in. Many celebrity girls have begun to wear baggy jeans. Fans were surprised to find Victoria Beckham guilt of wearing saggy jeans in Disney World that may be right out of David’s closet. These women are beginning to wear saggy jeans due to the influence of their boyfriend or husband. For example, Katie Holmes has been found to wear saggy jeans every time she roams around NYC. This is probably inspired by her husband Tom Cruise (who is well known for starting the trend). Other people include Kylie and Sienna Miller. Katie response to this issue was “I do not care what you people think of me but I have the right to wear my pants this way.”


Fans are stunned by their role models being part of this trend. With these celebrities wearing saggy jeans, more and more people are going to continue. The question is why these famous celebrities would risk their own popularity in order to look cool. More and more towns are beginning to ban this way of dressing. However at the same time this fad is growing. Who will be the winner of this war over fashion? Or is there going to be a third party?



Boy Gets Stuck on the Fence for Two Hours

On July 8, 2010 a six year old boy named Fred attempted to jump over a 3 feet fence in San Francisco. In his attempt he got stuck on the top of the fence by his shirt. After two hours of painfully being hanged by the back, he was spotted and saved by a mail man passing by. This little boy turned out to be Robin Williams’s grandson. His father was questioned due to his lack of responsibility to look over the boy. Although the boy was crying, Fred was not injured in any way and learned his lesson on jumping over fences.

Mel Gibson’s Girl Friend’s Sudden Break Up

Mel Gibson’s Girl Friend sudden calls a break up on Mel who was recently pronounced octo-dad. Oksana said she sudden broke up with Mel and doesn’t support it with a reason. Their daughter is currently with Oksana’s mother at Los Angles. One reason may be that Mel likes his time alone while Grigovieva likes to spend every last minute with him. These differences may cause the sudden break up among the two lovers. It is still not sure which of them would care for Gibson’s eighth child. However, this incident shows Mel’s personality to women.

GLEE! Wins GLAAF AWARD

Among the winners of the prestigious 21st annual GLAAD Award. It won outstanding comedy series,


with the lesbian actor, Jane Lynch, and gay actor, Chris Colfer getting side awards for their contributions. Still on


the topic, GLEE! Has entered the big leagues of television. Some experts of television predict that GLEE! will


soon rival Gilmour Girl, Super Natural, and Family Guy in the top levels of popular shows. “Comedy shows


almost always make it too the top for sometime”, said Jan Duke, a researcher of television shows.


Daniel Radcliffe Goes Broadway


Daniel Radcliffe exchanged the wizard dos for Broadway lime light. The name of the play you ask? Well, it is How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying. Daniel will be playing the lead role, a boy by the name of J. Pierreport Finch. An very ambitious young man who plans to climb the ladder of success. Working his way from rags to riches. Along the way he does get some romance, and some other unnecessary things to put down.



PEOPLE’S OPINION

Focus: Saggy jeans on Celebrities. Good or bad?

Ah yes. I knew this was going to come up eventually. We see Katie Holmes walking around in her oh-so-comfortable jeans. She may have “stolen” this style from spouse, Tom Cruise, but who will steal it from her? Good question, no?

Well as stated in our article “Baggy Jeans Taking Hollywood by Storm” it is seen that baggy jeans are getting the hammering for some acts. On the other hand, it is a somewhat a direct blow to the Bill of Rights. Some bad things about wearing the baggy jean trial are that baggy jeans scream one word: THUG! The swagger that usually comes with wearing this new do can be described as over confident and criminal. It also gives us an impression of a drug dealer. But is this the image that we get when we see celebs such as Victoria Beckham and Sienna Miller walking with baggy jeans? …No?

Some say that that this is indecent. Is it? Does Kylie in pair baggy jeans look indecent? I say no. And this is exactly why I think it is bad. Often one who looks at these people (celebrities) in their spanking baggy jeans thinks that, “Oh they’re famous, and they’re wearing baggy jeans. Must be okay for me to wear it too!” This is more often then not the case.

Usually one bad decision leads to another. So baggy jeans could lead to shows without laces. Then to hanging out with bad crowd, then getting influenced. Then to becoming a criminal of illegal substances. I say that baggy jeans are bad.

-The opinionater

PEOPLE’S ADVICE

Have a Question? We Have the Answer!

Question - Nelo Keith Lang, from New York asked:

So wearing saggy jeans is going to get me in trouble with the police?

Answer-

Nelo, that question has two answers: yes and no. In some places this will get you into trouble with the boys in blue. In others this will just get a few glares.



Question- Christina Sierra, from Virgina asked:

My boyfriend is wearing saggy jeans. After starting to wear this he is starting to get drunk, get red eyes, and has sudden mood changes. He also seems to be exchanging something with other people. Should I tell him to stop wearing the jeans?

Answer-

Two words girl: NEW BOYFRIEND. The saggy jeans may not be necessarily what caused his sudden change, but it could be the indirect result. If you can change him, then by all means do! But sometimes people are just beyond repair.


Question- Feldt Grace, from California asked:

People are getting into trouble for wearing jeans? On what grounds are they being charged?! This goes against the Bill of Rights!

Answer-

Feldt, have you ever seen a person wearing saggy jeans. Sometimes his boxers are also saggy. Thus with the boxers the buttox and, well you get the point. Lawyers and politicians frame it as “indecent” acts in public. I can’t really explain more, other than indecent acts in public are punishable. I hope that answers your question.


Question- Peach Toadstool, from Marioland:

Is Talor Laugthner really going out with Taylor Swift? Aren’t they like 2 years apart?

Answer-

Yes they are going out. And well in America, they average couple has a 5 year age difference. Go figure. And anyway, age ain’t nothing but a number.


Question- Sonic the Hedgehog, from Station Square:

Mel Gib and lady friend break up?

Answer-

Funny you should ask, because we wrote an article about that…. Also, why do you want to know?

THAT’S ALL FOLKS!

When Seagulls Strike Back!

When most people see Seagulls and other birds, they have the tendancy to feed them. In Rhode Island this is


strictly forbidden. Why, you may ask, is this so? Yesterday a deranged old man threw several pieces of bread at the


poor seagulls. Eventually the seagulls reacted very harshly and nearly pecked the man to death. The man sued the


the city of Rhode Island for a tidy sum of 2 million dollars. There is now a sign at the scene, admonishing the feeding


of seagulls as well as paying a 1000 dollar fine for doing so. This story spread fear and amusement to many Rhode


Island residents and tourists. Max Weber, a Rhode Island resident says, "I tried to feed the seagulls before, but they


certainly didn't try to kill me." Next time you visit Rhode Island or even think about angering some seagulls, remember


not the mess with these crazy birds.


RECIPE OF THE DAY!

Campbells PoundWatchers

Many people these days just do not have the time to cook at home. An alternative, they find, is to order take-out or eat cheap tv-dinners. This may not be the healthiest thing to do but as people get more and more busy, it seems like the easiest thing to do. Do not journey to the road of take-out and calories but try to make your own creations. This recipe is just a the beginning of our PoundWatchers diet-busting meals.

Ingredients

o 1 can (9 ounces) Campbell's Healthy Request Tomato Soup

o 2 tbsp. low sodium soy sauce

o 2 tbsp. honey

o 1 tsp. garlic powder

o 1/4 tsp. freshly ground black pepper

o 4 boneless chicken breasts

o 8 cups salad greens torn in bite-size pieces

Directions

Mix soup, soy, garlic powder and in large ceramic dish. Remove and refrigerate 3/4 cup for dressing. Add chicken to remaining mixture and turn to coat. Cover and refrigerate for 1 hour.

Remove chicken from soup mixture. Place chicken on a grill rack over high heat. Grill uncovered for 15 minutes or until chicken is no longer raw looking. Slice chicken into thin strips.

Arrange salad greens on platter. Arrange chicken over salad greens. Pour reserved dressing over chicken.

Enjoy this recipe along with our other PoundWatchers Recipes!



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